So I just learned that my laptop has a built in microphone, and as such, has an audio recorder program. It's a pretty basic one, but even still... this actually gives me a very very good idea for a new story...

*grin*

Edit: after typing part of the first chapter, I realized this will be a steamy pile of pony poop. So nope!! Nevermind! Saving, throwing into a folder somewhere, and probably never looking at ever again

So as I find myself slowly slipping into a state of blissful drunkenness via some homemade amaretto, I'm trying to think of things to talk about on this thing. Why? Because tits. That's why.

Anyway, what to say first...

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So I was looking at World of Chaos' stats, and got to the part where it shows the actual sites that linked to my story...

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I just was told this:

1) Go to the comment box
2) Type in the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right b a) EDIT: DON'T TYPE UP DOWN LEFT AND RIGHT!! USE THE ARROW KEYS!!
3) ????
4) Profit

So I was looking online, and I found this...

Seriously? We have that massive epic, and it's not even close to the longest story out there? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE!

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!

Yay for the education system teaching how to write dialogue TERRIBLY!

I am finding myself needing to re-teach myself a lot of rule they left out when I was in school...

Holy tits in a cookie jar (visualize that for me please...) Lost Princess did a lot better than I was expecting. I'm not going to get into that a lot in this post, I'm saving that for a later blog, but instead, I'm going to kinda get a few things out of the way right now.

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Alright you freaks that apparently find me interesting (Note: I'm not), here's a little bit about what's going on with me, and who is to blame for why things aren't being posted right now.

It's because I'm too awesome.

That's my only explanation, because frankly, I am WAY ahead of everybody. Here's what I mean...

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So a filling I got done two weeks ago just came out... ow ow ow ow ow.

Jus' sayin.

I'm in the middle of writing a story (not a long one, only two or three chapters), and right now, I think I'm starting to abuse my editor with the amount of things that I've sent him, especially considering the subtle messages he's been sending me...

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