Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.
If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.
A lonely pony amidst the darkness, ever longing for companions to share the night with.
A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.
Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz
"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.
Allow me to state for the record, that I am indeed completely and utterly insane. I love it.