Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

I used to be relevant!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Dreams of being a professional writer and editor push me on through the shackled life I live. One day I will be free to live my life, but that day is a long time yet in coming.