No, seriously, I have, like, at least two more chapters for each story ready.
READ IT.
READ IT NOW.
(Also, commacommacommacommacomma)

I'm writing stuff whether you like it or not! Specifically:

A Changeling's Guide on How To Survive The New Equestria.

CHECKPOINT REACHED.

Insurgence.

Lunar Pirate.

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Once upon a BAM!

Anywho, I'm actually pretty well set-up for this one. I already have the second chapter done, but I'm still editing and stuff, and I need to get it preread.
But, yeah, I'M BACK, MOSUCKRA!

I just think you should know:

Obviously, my prereader is doing a wonderful job.
(Also, Literature genuinely killed his account, so he's "dead".)
I have been writing for a long time! It's just not good enough yet.

So, uh... be excited for Lunar Pirate, Conveyance, and Insurgence because those are all the best stories I've ever written.

My cousin makes some funny stuff.

... Well, technically I'm not finished with the script, because, you know, me.
But I did finish the intro!

Invasion of the Banjo Aliens. Yeah...
(By the way, I'm the one with the strawberries)

I feel as though it's short, but it's 4.5K words long, and it's most definitely my best work yet.
It's also only chapter 1, and 2 is underway. I'm just trying to get my prereaders to read it... then read it again, because I add more on the more they read it.
Actually, now it's pretty set in stone, I just want the "ok" from them.
And if that story doesn't release soon, then something you all know and love may update...
In a couple weeks. (Except this time I'll actually do it.)

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...please shoot me so I don't have to do it myself.

I think I should.
But I also realize that it would be really boring with a completed chapter just sitting there.
I'm not actually finished yet, but I am running through and editing the chapters. I have a feeling that it might update soon...
Just sayin'.

... but I have no idea what to say.
So... here's some videos I made. (or uploaded, since I didn't make Mentally Advanced.)
Shameless self-promotion.