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How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Apr
14th
2013

On my pre-reading for EqD: stats and some reflection · 7:57pm Apr 14th, 2013

I recently hit my 700th response for EqD pre-reading. It made me stop and think, after I took the time to compile some stats.

From my responses (not including the work I do on the autorejections that come from the fanfiction email):
65% first/second strike rejection
6% Permanent rejection (clop/gore/other non-negotiable content issue/third strike)
7% strikeless rejection (only minor changes required before posting)
22% approved

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Apr
11th
2013

New story: side-story to "The Price" · 12:20am Apr 11th, 2013

Not much to say on this one. Actually, there's a great deal to say, but in short, I wrote a new story that's a companion piece to my gay angstfest "The Price." It's a little long for flash fiction under the strictest definitions, but my aim was still to convey the most possible in the smallest amount of words.

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Apr
4th
2013

Updates, and a teaser for an upcoming story · 7:11pm Apr 4th, 2013

Partially because I feel I haven't been overly forthcoming and partially because I need to knock that silly April Fool's blog off my page, I feel I should talk a little about what I'm writing.

Most of my writing time is devote to original fiction these days (gotta spam those publishers), but when I'm working on pone I've been working on these:

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Apr
1st
2013

New commission option: Pay me to post your story on Equestria Daily! · 10:23pm Apr 1st, 2013

This one probably won't last long, since the moment those fun-haters that are the rest of the pre-readers will catch wind of this I'll be banned, but hey, I figure I'm gonna get a few takers and I'm super poor!

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Mar
29th
2013

Just a quick link for you all... · 11:28pm Mar 29th, 2013

A website that tests what gender an author is was brought to my attention.

After posting four stories of mine in there, it is convinced that I have a vagina, which I find hilarious. The other folk in the chat I learned of it from got similar misreads.

Does this come out accurately for anyone?

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Mar
5th
2013

Fic recommendation and other assorted news · 6:21pm Mar 5th, 2013

Sometimes, I have more ideas than I have time to write. Sometimes, I pass those ideas onto others.

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Mar
3rd
2013

I WROTE YOU A STORY · 2:53pm Mar 3rd, 2013

I've got a new story up! This one's about Rainbow Dash gaining the power to avoid all consequences for her actions for 24 hours. It was originally envisioned as a wild comedy, but morphed into something a little introspective and personal as time and revision went on. It's something that's a little different for me (no shipping, even!), so I'd encourage you to take a look.

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Feb
28th
2013

Mind shatteringly awesome dramatic reading of "Get Thyselves a Room" · 10:57pm Feb 28th, 2013

Guys. Guys guys guys guys. I don't care what you're doing; clear 36 minutes from your schedule and listen to this amazing dramatic reading that this guy did for "Get Thyselves a Room."

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Feb
26th
2013

Vimbert.exe has stopped working · 1:18am Feb 26th, 2013

Blargh, cons are exhausting, even when all I'm doing for the final day is watching everything go up in flames.

Some of you may have noticed this little news post on Equestria Daily; I tend to keep to the shadows and just reject fanfic, but Seth had given me an open offer to write articles and I was attending that panel anyway. Maybe you'll see more from me on there. Who knows.

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Feb
20th
2013

Off to Unicon! · 11:30pm Feb 20th, 2013

I fly out for Vegas in the morning and I plan to stay away from the Internet while I'm there, so anyone who's waiting on me for editing, commissions, etc.: sorry, but it's time for some fun!

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