A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.

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"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.