I'm just here to write.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Not much to say at the moment. Just trying my hand at writing fiction. Admittedly, I'm not very good but I'll try at least once.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Not very active here anymore.