When you have a tank, road laws become a suggestion, - Me, 2023
First (And currently alternate account, of the User Toaster Strudel. https://www.fimfiction.net/user/506354/Toaster+Strudel
I'm just someone who isn't much of a talker, but does like to share several ideas I've thought of.
Pony stuff author since 2012. Writes supposedly good stuff. Still haven't made a break. Still persistent. Probably highly unlucky. Or hated by the universe. Either determined or insane. Or both.
Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.
(Previous username: A4E Skyhawk) "There was five, and then it was as if the world inside the tin can suddenly lit up and then there was none."
Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!
Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.
Writer of very deep emotions and very stupid comedy. Full of infinite words.
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)
Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Just a guy who found out that a show about talking ponies is a lot better than I expected.
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
Dreams are what you make of them. Either terrible or fantastic.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.
Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫
Twilight and Luna: two mares made for each other
"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.
When it comes to most of my stories, don't make assumptions. Not only is there a 99.9% chance that you're wrong, but it's also frustrating to me.
Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!
pinkie is best pony fight me irl - comments appreciated - frequent co-author with Slippin_Sweetie
"Hi, I'm Belle Goodmare. Did you know you have rights? Princess Celestia says you do and so do I." Commissions Open. NSFW account here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/554591/Belle_Goodmare