And now, he's in Equestria.

A CiE (Chickenman in Equestria) story.

Based on the Chickenman radio series by Dick Orkin. Those unfamiliar with the series can hear two episodes of Chickenman here, and further episodes are available through iTunes.

DISCLAIMER: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is property of Hasbro. Chickenman is property of Dick Orkin and the Chicago Radio Syndicate. No infringement is intended with this unauthorized, not-for-profit fanwork.

Submitted for your approval, and lined up for your drinking pleasure, a series of tiny fictions, heretical vignettes, eyeball bucks, and random strangeness...

Readers of my FIM blog will have seen some of these before. I am adding new material as time goes on.

An introspective fellow leaves his mortal body behind and emigrates to Equestria Online. He's used to being among the sharper knives in the drawer. But now, he has encountered an entity who not only is the drawer, but the whole house besides.

Can all his wit and snarkiness avail him against the wiles of LunAI? Don't bet on it.

An Optimalverse story.

NOTE: While this story starts off pleasantly enough, the Dark tag is there for a reason. The reader is warned.

The cover art uses a modified vector by Joltage for Luna. The rest of the foreground was doodled by GroaningGreyAgony, to whose able assistance I shall be eternally grateful. I suggest that you click on the image to see its full detail.

Fluttershy desperately wants to bump uglies with Equestria's only human visitor, who wants nothing to do with her romantically. Her efforts to bed him grow more bizarre and annoying as time goes on, but tend to remain endearingly ineffectual. Even so, there's a sting in the tail...

This is a collection of second-person viewpoint stories that originally appeared on a popular image board, in a thread entitled "Flutterrape". I have edited them to make them actual stories and not mere chains of verdant verbiage. They are not meant to form one coherent narrative, and should be considered as variations on a theme.

Rated "Sex" for some uncomfortably frank descriptions, but please bear in mind that this is neurotica, not erotica. Also, I wasn't allowed to use the "Sad" tag along with the "Comedy" tag, but some chapters deserve it.

Equestriel burns with the fires of Oblivion, and only the Amulet of Queens can save the realm from destruction. But the Amulet is now borne by a paupered immigrant, a half-breed blankflank, an outcast, a former cultist... a loser. Of all possible heroines who might save the world, she is the least likely to amount to anything.
One thing counts in her favor—she's about to learn that Friendship is Magic. And that may help her to discover a strange destiny unknown even to the Nine Divines.

This story is a crossover with the Elder Scrolls series of video games, and a webcomic based thereupon called Prequel, and thereby contains many spoilers. The links below may help if you're not familiar with either of these works and still want to follow this story:

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Prequel, or Making a Cat Cry: The Adventure

Foreground drawing of Pony Katia by Aer.

Princess Equestria pursues a magical MacGuffin, which is broken down into numerous pieces so I can crank out an arbitrary number of episodes before the ending. If I get sick of it and end it early, she'll just find a whole bunch of pieces at once. Pies explode and dogs don lipstick. Somepony gets whacked. A sowbug crawls across a desk.

Will Horsetaria survive? Will the Princess ever find a pair of pants that burn as brightly as the last ones? Will rubbing your nose vigorously make a piece of paper stick to the back of your head? These and other questions are answered! Somewhere.

She had a choice to make, the most important one she would ever make in her life. In this side of the story, the choice she made was her very own.

Sometimes, behaving selflessly is the most selfish thing you can do.

Thanks to Nitrouspony for permission to use this image.