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The Albinocorn


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Aug
24th
2022

Come bug me · 2:54am Aug 24th, 2022

I'll be at Everfree Northwest again this year. This time, my badge will have my pony face on it courtesy of Amber Spark!

Come and pester me to write Spectacular Seven! Seriously, it'll guilt me into working harder!

I'm trying guys I swear

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Jun
3rd
2022

Giving my Marefriend a Little Boost · 7:49pm Jun 3rd, 2022

Hello, friend!

Amber Spark could use a little help if you can afford it. Her life is about to undergo some major changes, most notable moving from Socal to the Portland area, and money is extremely tight. You can read more about on her GoFundMe Page.

She did not make this lightly and understands if or why you can't help. But any help is appreciated not just by her but by me as well.

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May
3rd
2022

Proof of Product · 3:43am May 3rd, 2022

So, I don't normally do this, but I hate going so long without giving you guys anything story-related. So, to prove that the next chapter of Spectacular Seven does exist in some form, I'm going to give a rare sneak preview. It might not be substant in length, but the content should satisfy some of you.

Self-deprecating comment here

Please enjoy below the break.

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Mar
22nd
2022

An update · 9:09pm Mar 22nd, 2022

This story will only die when I do. (Don't read into that.)

Hi guys, just posting an update to let you all know I'm still around. Progress is admittedly... very slow right now. My current job is... taxing on my mental health and energy. It doesn't leave me with much when I get home and on my off days, I would much rather fully relax with a video game or show than write. I am trying to turn that around, be a little more disciplined in my writing, and also trying to find a new job.

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Jan
1st
2022

Another End to Another Year · 4:08am Jan 1st, 2022

It's funny, our species' need to measure everything. We clocked our little planet's rotation around the sun and measured every second, every minute, every hour, every day. And once again, we're here, watching the final hours of another year slip away.

I hope you guys had a... decent 2021. Mine was a rollercoaster of good and bad. I would like to think the good outweighs the bad. But, it's a rather melancholy night for me. Still, there's always next year to look forward to.

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Sep
25th
2021

Spectacular Seven's 5th Anniversary! · 10:40pm Sep 25th, 2021

Holy heck, it’s been five years since I first posted this story! It’s been quite a ride so far, hasn’t it? And then end is almost in sight. Well, in celebration of Spectacular Seven and this milestone, let’s reminisce a bit. Below, get some commentary, an outline of the near future, and a few big surprises not just from the story, but from me!

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Aug
21st
2021

Why are Spectacular Seven's ratings disabled? · 1:44am Aug 21st, 2021

Because I am a perfectionist with a fragile ego, jealous tendencies, and an inferiority complex. So, when I see a good story written by a talented author with a like/dislike ratio of 100 to 1 (bonus points if it features Sunset) I compare it to my own stories that have less views and likes and I start to spiral. They have more likes so clearly, they’re better than me, which means I’m actually not a good writer, which means this story is awful, which means everything I’m doing is pointless.

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Aug
10th
2021

Oh Right, Everfree Northwest · 6:30pm Aug 10th, 2021

I'll be around.

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May
8th
2021

An Insight into the Workings of My Mind (Y'all are getting a new story) · 7:53pm May 8th, 2021

Tl;Dr: expect a new story in the next hour.

For the how and why, look below the page break.

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Apr
22nd
2021

Short Status Update · 8:17pm Apr 22nd, 2021

I realize I haven't written a blog since December. I remember when I used to write blogs weekly. Good times.

Like the title says, just an update to say I'm not dead.

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