Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

Rarity's latest design, the möbius scarf, brings a new dimension to fashion... literally. Unfortunately for Sweetie Belle, she's about to experience this new dimension firsthand. Luckily Twilight and Fluttershy have a lot of experience in dealing with dimensional rifts.

Hope you kids like barely-passable science jokes.

This one you can blame on FloydienSlip because when I jokingly said the words Möbius Rarity, he told me to write it, not realizing that I'm me. The foolish fool...

Twilight Sparkle, waking one morning from uneasy dreams, discovers, accidentally, that she can transcend time. What follows is her misadventures as she stumbles through different time periods and at least one alternate universe. At least she'll have company...

It's Robo-Trixie and Mecha-Twilight fighting each other to the death, do you really need much more description than that? You do? All right, well how about this?

When an evil asteroid threatens to destroy Ponyville, Twilight steps into the save the day. Unfortunately, doing so accidentally causes Trixie to be zapped with SPACE RADIATION, which, as we all know, makes you grow into a giant robot with lasers and shit. Of course, Twilight then has to stop the monster she inadvertently created. Double of course, the only way to do that... is to become a giant robot herself.

Written because fuck it... why not?

After an accident involving some cattle dying, Winona decides that the only honorable thing to do is to commit ritual suicide. Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy try their best to stop her, but this dog is on a mission, and nothing is going to stop her. Well, nothing except spontaneous enlightenment and subsequent immortality.

Written after a really terrible joke about dog seppuku was made on the Seattle's Angels podcast.

A collection of unfinished, scrapped, or otherwise previously unpublished story ideas. They range across all genres, and span many themes, but the one thing they have in common is that I dropped all of them for one reason or another. There is no particular order to how they are presented, though most of them are at least a year old or more. Their quality varies widely, and so does their content. I'll give the titles and tags in the following paragraph, and offer a very brief description. I'll explain where I was going with the story in the author's notes at the end of each chapter, and try to provide some context as well.

So here they are, in all their dubious glory.
(Note: None of these stories have been edited from their original drafts, so it's likely that there will be many many grammatical errors)
Diary of a Con-Artist (working title)
[Slice of Life][Comedy]
Seymour Grasse, a con-artist by trade, ends up being killed by one of his marks, though which one is a mystery. This is the story leading up to that event.

Just Don't Get Caught
[Adventure] (I guess...)
This was intended to be a heist story about a misanthropic stallion who is betrayed by one of his clients and has to escape with the client's son.

Unamed Sequel to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Hooves
[Comedy][Random][Romance(?)]
Basically just Trixie living with Twilight in the aftermath of their boxing match. Oh, and the Twilight and Spike that "original" Twilight sent to the moon come back seeking vengeance.

Of Great and Powerful Things
[Dark][Sad]
Based off the fansong of the same name, this was going to be my sad Trixie backstory.

One in the Chamber
[Adventure][Romance]
Imagine the plot of For a Few Dollars More, and you'll have a basic idea of what this was going to be. Nameless drifter wanders into a town to collect a bounty and ends up meeting a mare who convinces him to protect the town from bandits. I think he was supposed to be searching for some kind of treasure as well.

On the Shores of Demilune Lake
[Dark][Adventure]
Anthropologist [Name], heads to Demilune Lake upon hearing reports of seaponies residing within the chilly waters. Once there, he finds that the family he's staying with aren't all they seem, and neither are the seaponies he's hunting.

Outpost 2021 (working title)
[Adventure]
While working on discovering a way to facilitate faster-than-light travel, Twilight accidentally sends herself, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash 30,000 years into the future. In this barren futurescape, unicorns are an extinct race, and Twilight is hunted down as a mutant.

Unamed SchizoDerpy Fic
[Tragedy]
Derpy is a slightly unhinged schizophrenic, and she slowly grows to loathe all the ponies she works with at the mail-sorting facility after she suspects them of conspiring against her.

Unamed TwiLuna Fic
[Romance][Tragedy(?)]
Hoo boy... what do I even say about this one? This was written when everyone and their grandmother was churning out TwiLuna fics. I used to really like shipping back then, so there you go, I guess.

Unamed Twixie Fic
[Romance (if you can call it that)]
Basically read the above description and replace "TwiLuna" with "Twixie".

An Unbelievably Good Day to Dash Hard
[Comedy][Adventure]
A buddy-cop comedy starring Rainbow Dash and Spike. That's basically it.

Tombra: A Love Story
[Comedy][Random]
Tom the Rock and Sombra fall in love.

Unamed Daring Do Fic
[Adventure]
After the failure of my first Daring Do fic, I decided to take another crack, but never ended up finishing it.

Trixie Saves Her Paraplegic Orphan Daughter From Aliens
[Comedy][Random]
After Daisy, Trixie's blind paraplegic orphan daughter, gets kidnapped by aliens, it's up to Trixie to save her. Obviously though, it's too big of a job for one mare, so she enlists the help of Twilight and Co. along the way.

Unamed Crackfic
[Comedy]
Trixie ends up accidentally trapping herself inside a necklace and then tricks Twilight into wearing her, thus cursing her in the process.

Flutternoir
[Dark][Noir]
When a bigshot cloud-baron buys up all the rainbow making factories in Cloudsdale, it stirs up a bit of controversy. However, before anyone can figure out who this guy really is, all the opposition suddenly disappears over night. Rainbow Dash, due to some bad timing, finds herself kidnapped. Fluttershy, meanwhile, stumbles across a corrupt political system and tries to uncover a plot to have all of Cloudsdale's rainbow supply outsourced to another city.

Trix and the City
[Comedy][Random]
A predator from Predator ends up in Manehattan where he happens across Trixie. The two go on wreaking havoc and eventually fall in love. Well, Trixie does, anyway.

Becoming an immortal alicorn princess pony can be hard on a mare. On the one hand, Twilight now has near limitless power, but on the other, with great power comes great annoyance. Luckily that whole "near limitless power" thing kinda negates that. Still though, no one ever said banishing everypony to the moon would be easy.

Written for The Writeoff Association's inaugural writeoff, Lonely Happiness.

Diamond Tiara is a rich, spoiled brat, and the only thing she cares about this Hearth's Warming is how many presents she's going to get. However, the night before Hearth's Warming she receives three mysterious visitors, each with something different to show her. With the help of these ghosts of the past, present, and future, she just might realize the true meaning of Hearth's Warming.

Edited and inspired by the ever-incredible, and increasingly belligerent, Sock

When a depressed stallion enters Sugarcube Corner questioning his purpose in life, it's up to Pinkie Pie to help him figure out what that is. Things are about to get existential...

Lucidity (n.) lu·cid·i·ty
1. the quality of being easily understood, completely intelligible, or comprehensible
2. the ability to see things clearly

Rainbow Dash has always wondered what it would be like to perform magic, but seeing as she's not a unicorn, it's always been a dream that was just out of her reach. Fortunately for Rainbow Dash, Twilight may have the perfect solution: lucid dreaming.

Of course, neither Twilight nor Rainbow expected what would happen once they started experimenting with dreams. It turns out, if you're not careful, the line between dreams and reality may blur beyond recognition.