Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Horse-words writer believing in the Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, creatively crafting stories in imitation of a creatively crafting God. Consider this: Are you sure you're going to Heaven?

rain's pouring but it never lasts <3

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Carpe my way into the DMs. HOOT!

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.

Everything is awesome!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I love anime. Hahaha. No real point in sharing anything else.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

A writer burdened.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I love pones.

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Oh. Five years?

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

she/her. Doing better. I love my friends :3

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Not much tell about myself. I play dnd, work a pair of jobs, and leave my creative juices for my stories. (Bonus points if you can figure out which pony in my avatar is me)

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...

Everybody wants to rule the world.

How ya doin'?

A fellow fan and author. Newbie and looking to make friends here on this amazing site of ours

Horse words are the best words.

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

Founder of Thought Prism Games. Check out my work at thoughtprismgames.com!

Horrifically Fun

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.