Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

The magic comedy hoers.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Just a writer trying his hand at a pony story or three, I hope you like them!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

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I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Moose lips sink ships!

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

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Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I also draw. Maybe I draw too much and write too little.

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

Living with LUS.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

Diminutive Equine Novelist

See Ya

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

loves tiaras.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

okay now kiss!

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.