"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
Just a writer trying his hand at a pony story or three, I hope you like them!
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.
I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.