I am currently watching Pulp fiction and MLP at the same time. My morality right now is feeling a little bipolar.

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Elusive knocked on the wooden door to the library. A purple aurora enveloped the door as it opened up to a very tired looking Dusk.
“My word Dusk Shine you’re worse for wear.” The classy stallion commented. “I forgo the wine so not to be rude to Eris but it seems it would have been appropriate.”
Dusk responded slowly; like a toy on its last battery. “Eris. Doesn't sleep. Anymore. Crazy hormones. Dick. So raw.”

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It's eight'o clock

Where you at?

no really where the fuck is everyone?
I'm sitting here alone.

The Lord of the Court walked aimlessly through the castle halls. His ear twitched when he felt Hiss catch up to him in mid flight.
“Lord Discord.”
The spirit looked down at assistant in pony form.
“Princess Twilight Sparkle is looking for you.”
Discord smirked. “After what I did I would imagine she would be hunting me down rather than just looking for me.”
“She did blow up the throne room.” Hiss said with a casual voice.

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My wife just sat my daughter down and explained to her who she should call in an emergency.
Went over the escape plan in case of a fire.
She went over our address and phone number info.
Explain how identity theft could affect her even though she so young.
How condoms work and why she should always use them.
My daughter just turned two and doesn't yet talk.

Did anyone catch on to the joke that Eris made when Spines came home?

“Whoa! It’s great to see you to but what put you in such a hugging mood?” he asked as he returned the pleasant embrace.
“It rhymes with sick, lick, flick, and brick!” Eris yelled out from upstairs.

Why? Becuase I feel like it.

The doctor looked up at five shocked ponies, a chimera holding her stomach laughing while pointing at her mate’s dumbfounded face and one vibrating pink stallion. Now he was a little concerned by their reaction. The physician was not one to make a mistake so easily; he was certain they already knew of the pregnancy. He flipped back through her file and lost a little color.
“I don’t suppose you go by the name Green Hoof?” He asked sheepishly.

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So I am adding to Dusk and Eris ch 3 right now and Berry (R63 Pinky) is jumping around about all the parties he is going to throw now. Showers and 1st birthdays and then he wondered off to bachelor party (bc he assumed shot gun wedding and stuff).

This got me thinking.

How, in a society of nudist, would strippers work? I’m not talking exotic dancers. Just full blown; to the point strippers.

It has been established that ponies look more scandalous with clothes on then off.

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There was so many request to read my latest project that I decided just to let all of you in.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/178561/celestial-knights
the password is bloody

please leave as much comments as you can
Depending on what people say will affect whether or not I keep going with that story.

Don't eat the fish.