The new fic has 5 chapters completed, all with 2000+ words. Now all I need is coverart. my girlfriend can draw it, but she's grounded, so I just need to wait until she is ungrounded so she can do some coverart, then you all get a fresh new story! I hope it doesn't suck as much as I think it does.

So yeah, Episode 2 of my LP is up. I'm working on my LP, my new fic, AND all my school projects at once, so progress is slowed. The fic is still coming along well however, and should be up in a few weeks.

Walking Dead

So yeah, please watch that. I'm gonna get back to working on the fic.

I really don't know why I'm doing this, but I just need to vent. Last Friday, one of my classes had a substitute teacher, as our regular instructor was really sick. Of course, my lovely classmates find that the only logical solution is to act like complete fucking morons. I sat there and played a game on an approved site, and I think I only said "Ah fuck" a couple of times, and it wasn't even that loud. Well, apparently that's incredibly wrong, and the sub wrote my name down with the

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That's right. I'm getting the 5th chapter of my new fic started, and it's already almost 1k words. All the chapters are 2k words or more, the shortest is around 2080 words or so. It should come rolling along withing the next week or two. So get ready for a shitty rebound fic from a washed up author.

So. Chapter 4 of the fic I've got in the background is done! It should be up in a few weeks, so get ready to see that soon. Anyways, as I work on that, I've also got a new LP going, because I sadly lost the files for my Ruby LP in my computer swap.

Kyle Plays: The Walking Dead

That's right. The Walking Dead. Get ready for feels soon. Ohdisgunbgud.

OFUQYES
I'M PLAYING l4D2
PERFECT FPS
MEDIUM
JUST
GO TO THIS LINK
NOW
http://www.livestream.com/thearisoner

So. Instead of the dinky scrap heap I was using before it died, I now have an HP ENVY m6 Entertainment PC laptop. 8GB of RAM, and 750 GB of storage space, with Windows 8. I thought W8 was going to suck, but it is AMAZING. Your Desktop is an app, and even if you have, say, Youtube open on your desktop, you can minimize the desktop and go to a different app and still have Youtube going. It's a brilliant design. ANYWAYS, new computer means faster work, and faster work means more chapters on that

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That's right!
I'M NOT DEAD.
That's right! I'm working on some stories and getting the creative juices flowing again. I plan on publishing the stories when they get a good bit of chapters to them. So until then, listen to the amazing song my friend made.
SEXY SONG.

*Hears a single faint noise outside*

*FUCKING BOOK IT TO THE KITCHEN GRAB THE BIGGEST KNIFE YOU SEE HOLY SHIT.*

Me the rest of the night:

*Hears the sound again*

What the hell is wrong with me.

So. You know how I haven't updated Le Retour in a while? Well guess what? I finally decided to work on it, and my computer bluescreens. Know why? I've had a virus for the past couple of weeks that's been corrupting files. Now it's corrupting and duplicating system files and flooding the RAM in doing so, so my computer has pretty much NO MEMORY AT ALL. This heap bluescreened three times while I tried to type this. So now I can't even write until my friend sends me that new computer.

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