I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.
I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.