"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
- Big Brain Engineer Man

Grand Admiral Jack Roberts, leader and commander of Redwood Industries, and his faithful crew, have been assigned to the special operations ship Tigris, as they have warped into an uncharted system after detecting an unknown signal and are ready to investigate, until they are lured into an ambush by remnant forces of the Green Drones. After barely fighting off their aggressors, the captain orders an emergency landing, which as with all of Jack's adventures, expectedly devolves into a crash landing, leaving the crew stranded.

Meanwhile, Aaron and his crew of engineers turned freelance explorers have come to investigate the signal as well, falling to the same trick and being ambushed, only to be saved by Captain Shack and his comrades W4stedspace and Morphologis, having made a desperate escape from the drone infested Planet Bob, only to find this new world, and soon learn they were followed.

Soon, every skilled and talented engineer team in the galaxy is flocking to Equestria for the signal, and as all the teams of space engineers are left stranded, they will encounter the planet's strange local lifeforms, forge alliances, work together to stop a looming danger, and save not just Equestria, but the entire galaxy!

Note: I do not own Space Engineers or My Little Pony. Captain Jack, LastStandGamers, and all the other space engineers youtubers I bring in here have their own youtube channels here. Also, this takes place after the events of Colony Salvage and before Starship Lost.

When Grand Duke Mark Sayadi Salemsky, Tarkhan of the fleet, emerged victorious in the battle for Khiva and successfully captured the cities nuclear reactor, it began to behave erratically, emitting high amounts of radiation, yet having no effect on the health of anyone nearby, instead it seemed to be charging something... And before anyone knew it, a massive burst of energy was released from the reactor, enveloping the fleet and sending them far away, to the land of Equestria. Now in uncharted territory, completely stranded with no way to contact the romani empire, the duke orders the fleet to set course to locate any potential civilization. Upon discovering the planet is dominated by talking magical ponies, it is decided peace negotiations should begin between races. But that would have to wait, as rebel forces have followed the tarkhan, and they are set on conquering this new land. Of course, the Grand Duke ain't having none of that, as he prepares for a war in unknown skies.

Note: I do not own Highfleet or My Little Pony.

In a last ditch effort to save equestria from the legion of doom and stop them from taking over and destroying harmony, Celestia uses a very unstable summoning spell to bring forth legendary warriors from another dimension to come to their aid. What she doesn't expect is these warriors are more chaotic than even she could've predicted, and when it comes time for them to face down the villains, lets just say the turns will be tabled.

Note: Had to censor the title because people get pissy when the R word gets flung.

After the unexpected reaction of bringing three chaos emerald together, Shadow the hedgehog, Rouge the bat, and E-123 Omega find themselves separated and lost in a land unlike anything they have seen before, as they try to locate each other and find a way back, but soon realize that this world is in grave danger, as old enemies of both shadow and the main six return to create chaos and attempt to conquer Equestria. However, with shadow here, it's going to be way harder for the bad guys, because they will be facing down...

The ultimate life form! And heres the thing, who knows what shadow might do... Maybe he will be filled with the power of justice, fighting to save Equestria from the villains, or vengeance, fighting to destroy it!

When Gordon and his friends Bubby, Coomer, and Tommy defeated Benry and had that sweet birthday bash at chucky e cheese, they expected to be transported back to black mesa, however, they have ended up in a far different land... One filled with friendship loving, magic wielding, technicolor ponies. How will the gang react? Will they create chaos, will they make new friends, will they help in beating some new ancient evil? One thing is for sure, Gordon Freemans ride of insanity ain't over quite yet... Not by a long shot.

6/29/22: FEATURED! LET'S GO!

As you can guess, inspired by HLVRAI, which you should really go watch if you haven't, and you probably will need to watch in order to understand the lore even a little bit.

On this dark day, King Sombra and his allies are victorious, as he overpowered Twilight Sparkle and her friends, enslaving them as well as prince Shining Armor and princess Cadance. He now plans to have them executed in front of all Equestria, to show his dominance, but the mad king did not expect a single factor that would ruin his plan. TheRussianBadger, and his crazy-ass friends, along with Rimmy and Rubixraptor with their pals of the cadian XXth and Ignis, have come to equestria, and they're here to put an end to his evil plan and fuck his shit up, kick ass, and chew bubblegum. And they're all out of gum...

It will be a battle for the ages. And the most elaborate shitpost to ever be made, as of current date.

Note: This story is based off and inspired by https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506879/my-little-badger-the-violence-has-escalated

After his numerous failed plans to conquer planet earth, Zim has decided to take a new approach, as he has moved his HQ to Canterlot city, after his nemesis, the foolish Dib membrane, exposed his existence to the CIA. Well it was a trick made by Dib to try and scare Zim waya forever, but still. And as he arrives in Canterlot, he soon discovers the magic the rainbooms possess, and as an Irken Invader, he seeks to exploit it for the empire, and use it to conquer earth, and potentially, BEYOND!

Note: It may say violence and profanity, but the violence is well, cartoon violence, and the profanity is very miniscule, but hey, better safe than sorry.

Meet martincitopants. Youtuber, memer, and frog man. He will soon embark upon a wild quest of chaos, destruction, and impending doom and tomfoolery. Now let's set the scene. Martin has just defeated his nemesis, Kevin, sending him off to an unknown world on his battered warship, far away from martin and kerbin. However, little did martin know, he had sent Kevin through a wormhole leading to equestria, and now, Kevin is planning to wage war against martin and the bean space program, but first, Kevin must build up his forces and find a way back, and to do so, he must take over the world of equestria. In kevins first plan to conquer equestria, he accidentally breaks his machine, and summons martin and some other random people, including TheRussianBadger and his friends, rimmy, digby, and the cadian XXth, rubixraptor and his group, Ignis, detective dan, jon tron, Sovietwomble and his mates, the top gear hosts, and a few other random people. As they are scattered across the world, they must work together to find out where the hell they are, and hopefully, help equestria defend against the Kevin empire as they prepare for an invasion.

Yes, this is one big shitpost, but someone had to do it.

Links to youtube channels:

matincitopants: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcnci5vbpLJ-rh_V9yXwawg

TheRussianBadger: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheRussianBadger

Rimmy Downunder: https://www.youtube.com/c/RimmyDownunderGaming

RubixRaptor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNq9guLAKVEUqh7m3aOgleQ

SovietWomble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD3awTLw9i8Xzh85FKsuJA

Chapters of original or continuation will not be remade or posted within the story.

Covert Art Images Made By Orin331 On Devintart.

Around four years ago a couple of mugs tried to rob Sunset Shimmer, severely injuring her in the process. In the hospital, she remained in a coma, until four years later she finally awakens. However the world has changed drastically in those long four years, namely magic is now her thing and her friends rule the world.
As her friends help her recover and heal, trying to make her understand the reality of the situation, an unknown party is watching, preparing for something big...

(Note, the story may or may not go M rating, as I add more adult themes, but yeah, it will say T for now. If yall got suggestions or ideas, mail em to me, please, as I welcome the help. I may be slow with new chapters due to real life stuff, but I will try to get a schedule running.)