Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away| Rule 91: When you decide to walk away, don't look back

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Wub a dub dub motherfucker. Anyways, I like skittles

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I just use this to read fics and follow authors, I have no intention of ever writing anything

Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.