It's on my hat! · 7:20am Mar 7th, 2015
I know no one reads this.
But goddamn it. I'm ending another shift with the backseat of my patrol car, my uniform, hands, and favorite hat, all covered in human feces. Again.
Didn't even arrest her, I gave her a ride to the hotel after I worked her crash. But she was too big to really fit in the back, and she claimed to be disabled, so I had to help drag her shit covered ass out of my damn vehicle after she somehow got herself wedged in there.