An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm an aspiring author who lives in Queensland Australia who loves to read (and bleed through my eyes from) bad Fanfics here. Hint, I will not state my gender explicitly here.

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"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/