Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Dead as a doornail since 2014

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

This is my C-14 Impaler Gauss Rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

You know how much I sacrificed?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Heya! I'm Nate, the fun loving Brony from CT! :D

Crème de la meme

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

This account died a while ago along with my love of the show. It sounds bad, I know, but what can you do? Feel free to read my incomplete story, but otherwise, don't bother with this account.

I'm back, I guess.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?