Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

irresistible

I write emo romance stories about Spike, listen to music that should have died with MySpace and play a lot of Final Fantasy 14. That's about it.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Made from 100% potato.

Too much to write; too little time

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...