Twilight Sparkle has to know... Just what has Rainbow Dash been doing, and why?

Pinkie Pie writes a nonsense story for Twilight, but I spoiled the twist in the description. What are you going to do?

The Thunder Hooves Gang can't keep getting away with it. Rainbow Dash embarks on an epic quest to infiltrate the menacing Thunder Hooves biker gang. But when they blackmail her, who can she trust and what is she to do? As loyalty, courage, and the bonds of friendship are put to the test, themes of redemption and unwavering trust soar high in this thrilling tale of valor and self-sacrifice.

This is nothing but yet another generic self-insert power fantasy...

Right?

Maybe it's a parody.

A pointless story in which nothing happens.

Rainbow Dash has a nightmare. Can Twilight Sparkle help?

TW: Drowning mention.

Spike only wanted to go to the Casino.

But little did he know, Twilight had other plans.

Drama! Romance! Pony Science! All this and more on tonight's episode!

TW: TwiDash content and adult comedy for mature ponies only

Twilight Sparkle wants a burger. So does Rainbow Dash. And they were lesbians. Except it was all a story written by Maud. But they're still lesbians.

Trigger Warning: Contains lesbians (don't read if you're homophobic)