Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Not a changeling.

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We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Oh. Five years?

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

time is a crime

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Slamming my head against my desk until words come out.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Writer. What else do you need to know?

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

https://www.twitch.tv/kingphoenixembers

okay now kiss!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A groovy mystery, gang.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Makes ponies cry

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Butts Butts BUTTS!

O.F.P.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."