Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

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I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

Just a guy that likes ponies and happens to know how to write... sort of.

Fruity dairy confectioner and programmer for the Equestrian Government.

shojo-trash.

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A bit silly, pretty logical. More than a little crazy.

"If you only write when you're inspired you'll be a fairly decent poet, but you'll never be a novelist."

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

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Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

Odd. Crazy. Zebra. Four Left Hooves.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Casually writing about bugs and birbs.

Hey. I'm that1dude. I read fics. I also write fics. Someday, I might even finish one.