They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I don't even know anymore.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Deadhorse.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.