How long has it been? Too long I suppose. But let's get down to business.

What's new: The summer was rather uneventful. I tried to get a job but didn't succeed. Then football season rolled around. This time we made it to the provincial finals. We lost. And well, yes I cried like a bitch. Got my license... A few weeks later I got a job at KFC. And now I am quitting said job, and hopefully getting a job at Adidas.

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Hello you rotting carcasses of awesome. It is I Dashy. And as a few of you know me, Jim, get your shut together, asshole, gringo and so on.

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... Messaging system crashed. Enjoy the best movie ever made.

Other than that, sup? I'm bored as hell and unemployed still damn it!

Alright you guys (most of you) know the drill.
Matt's it's going to e at about 2-4 PM
Josh we have the same time so like 9 or 11 PM
Bryan's never on fimfiction ill text him
Raul get a fucking Xbox(paperweight)
Daniel i have no idea what time it will be for you so I will PM you.
Logan if you have one (i can't remember) join us man. When you PM me ill send you an obits or whatever

All of you other guys should join too! My Xbox name is Your0nlyFrend.

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Well since none of you decided to help me with a cover art i took it upon myself to commission something from my dear friend Keaton.
It isn't quiet what i asked for, so its in revising now. But here's the first 2 drafts!

Enjoy!

For those of you who haven't read this? It's maxing check it out. (The second chapter is being edited now)

You know this was us about a week ago

Well It failed moderation the first time (I shit you not it did), but its (finally) here!
This is something Weird to see: Ponyville's Many Shenanigans has failed moderation.

But now... Now let the rustled jimmies begin!
Beware Fimfiction readers!

Alright gay lords send me your OC's preferably via deviant art. All of you have to have come into contact with it at one point if not its Dash-j

I have need everyone's.

In other news I'm still at the damn musical. Please so kill me, for I got stuck in the stairs at one point.

So now I'm part if the musical Mama Mia. Don't ask how, cuz idunno apparently i was pulled out of all my classes to learn a bunch of lines (aka the Curtian man)

So... Yeah I'm editing a fuck tonne of stuff right now. What's up with you guys?

I was having fun with my computers microphone interpreter. Here is what it thought I said.

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My fire roaster!