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Just your average really picky reader... (Who also apparently writes things)

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Strange, isn't it?

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

I’m a gamer, and an artist as well. Want an answer? Ask me yourself.

So long and thanks for all the fics!