It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

irresistible

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I'm many former things.

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

i have cancer

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing

Confound these brony authors! They drive me to register...