Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

What will today's adventure be? Where will you wander, hither and yonder?

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Humans... Humans everywhere

Student, Author, and Programmer. Want to support? Check out my Patreon! Or grab a hardcover: here!

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

The one and only.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

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Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

The deepest sighs, the frankest shadows.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

i like this stuff