This is a complaint blog. Yes, knighty, ANOTHER. So to the ten people actually reading this, hoping for some raging humor and random captions of weird cats, you're hopes and dreams are being crushed like a baby's face.

Problem the First: the Feature Box. You have to have at least 4k words to get in and I can only see it once a day when I log on. And it's taking up valuable space for new stories to get their turds polished.

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So about the Nightmare and me... people like it. Got featured.

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Guess what, everypony? I have successfully won my life dream: to be healthy until Sunday, then get sick. As I finished my forced chamomile tea with my meds in it, I decided to write this. I have strep, so win. How do ya like them apples, Apple Cloud? I might submit Porcelain Throne tomorrow (you know who you are, prereaders) if I have the time. So happy school.

Attention Whores United (This means YOU, Fattymagee). Join it if you are a comment glutton, a view fapper, a favorite wallower or a watch god.

Ho. Ly. SHIT. My life sucks balls now. It's not an oh-I-lost-Internet crisis. I'll tell you the fuckstory of today.

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Guess what you guys? It me on a rant! Yay, how fun! But this isn't an I-hate-my-life-and-can't-write-now rant. It's one of my half baked theory.
My idea: Fact- Somba was banished about 1000 years ago. Luna was banished 1000 years ago.

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Darkness Falls has been in the what's popular column for over twenty four hours now and quite frankly, I'm proud. Submitted it o EqD and hopefully it'll get accepted. Feathers crossed!

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Anypony reading My little Nightmare is in for a surprise.

No, not you. Anyway, I'm changing the name from My little Nightmare to The Nightmare and me
So don't be all like "Rage, the title's different, grr, you didn't tell us."
So yeah.