I type stories using my hands

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Fabulous, darling.

Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.

I'm just here for Horse Words

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Surprise!

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Applejack is best pony~~

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Good Night

She/her!

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

You can't see the forest...

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

You cannot have joy without tasting despair.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Hello!So people have bugged me about a FimFiction account for a while now and I've finally decided to get one. Anyways, I suck at these bio things so... yeah.

Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Just a humble pony writing stories. https://twitter.com/#!/Fluttermommy

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.