Retired author, husband and father.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Retired, but I still check in.