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aegishailstorm


Creating stories and artwork for three years now! I can also make a pretty good cheeseburger!

May
29th
2023

Happy Memorial Day Weekend Everyone! · 2:35am May 29th, 2023

May 28th is also national Burger Day! God Bless America!

And, please don't drive drunk! (I'm looking at you Valley Comuters)

May
13th
2023

A topic which I must discuss for all our sakes · 12:34am May 13th, 2023

Now, let me say this. There are a lot of things in this world. A lot of good things and a lot of bad things. Some of these things are worse, or better. Let me say something else.

I have no social media presence, and I NEVER will.

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Mar
8th
2023

Nyet, loadout is fine! · 3:00am Mar 8th, 2023


-Rain Coat
-Gas Mask
-Ballistic vest
-Wrangler Jeans
-Leather Gloves with Kevlar lining
-Springfield AR 15
-Geiger counter+ Sat Phone

"Right Place, Right Time" level plot armor

Need's some work, but I think I'm-a gettin' the hang of this S.T.A.L.K.E.R thing!

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Dec
27th
2022

A parody of my own parody of 'What's your favorite caliber?' · 1:37am Dec 27th, 2022

Assault Rifle

A-Salt-Rifle

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Oct
6th
2022

On topic of future stories... · 12:09am Oct 6th, 2022

Alright, hello again everyone. It's me, Aegis Hailstorm. I've got a few things to tell you.

First, I apologize for long wait in between the second to last chapter of Coffee vs. Equestria. I've got a life beyond FIMfiction too ya know!

Second, I've got a few new stories on the horizon. Stuff for Holloween. A new book for the Quiet Kid series, and...

Ya'll have a good day.

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Aug
2nd
2022

The practical application of magic with regards to the operation of firearms · 3:10am Aug 2nd, 2022

A unicorn's magic could technically be used to efficiently bump-fire a weapon which is semi automatic at a speed far greater than even that of a gun designed to function on full auto. Let me explain.

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Jul
12th
2022

Regarding the future of the Quiet Kid series · 1:21am Jul 12th, 2022

Now, for those of you that have been wondering. Yes, it will be continued. Am I going to disclose anything about it? No. I still have other things I'm working on, namely the editing of Day by Day, and a subsequent hardcover version of the story.

-Aegis Hailstorm

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Jun
25th
2022

I'm gonna be off for a while · 11:55pm Jun 25th, 2022

Well, you read it, I'm gonna be out camping for a while. I've got a few new stories coming up when I return, until then, I leave you with this:

Stay vigilant, stay informed.

- Aegis Hailstorm

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May
14th
2022

Regarding; "Variant: Ponid," and other stuff.. · 1:21am May 14th, 2022

I'm canceling it. I apologize to those of you that might have been hoping for more chapters. To make it clear, the cancelation is not permanent. I've just got to take some time to rework and edit it. Other than that, I'm hoping to get The Quiet Kid: Day by Day completed in the next 2 to 3 weeks. I've also got another story coming soon. As for it's contents? Well... That's a surprise...

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Feb
12th
2022

Well, It finally happened... · 4:22am Feb 12th, 2022

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