I have returned.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

A quiet mouse who worries too much. I lurk often and write rarely. I swear I'll finish something, someday.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Moved on.

Just another girl.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Mostly harmless.

Actually an artist, mainly hanging around to get more inspiration.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Just a brony. May post something if I ever actually finish writing one.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama