"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
I love straws. Straws are for times when you're too lazy to lift the cup up to your lips.
As you can already see I'm a brony and my favorite pony is Fluttershy. I also like to play video games, and I would like to be a chef because I love to cook.