Shut up. Just write.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports

NO.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

I used to be relevant!

Well, I'm one of the few bronies that hail from Singapore. Still, I'm here to put my writing skills to the test, so leave feedback if you enjoyed one of my stories! Peace out! ^^

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Retired, but I still check in.

Mostly harmless.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

irresistible

Now officially ded and Lurking indefiniTely

loves tiaras.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

This guy? Feh!

I like ponies.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

This space for rent.

Teenage Brony from Australia, willing to try his hand at fan fiction. Likes video games, reading, MLP (obviously), Doctor Who, milk, looking at funny internet videos, and finding loopholes in logic.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I type stories using my hands

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

The beauty of thought. The infinity there. Nowhere is as near as I to anywhere. Everywhere is the same from some point in thought and the same point is in some thought from everywhere. ~ Sun Ra