A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I enjoy getting Comments on my Work

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I'm just a regular person who enjoys writing, and encouraging others to write as well.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Hey, you. I like you. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

I am No One

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

I aim to misbehave.

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

A budding FiM writer. I don't do mane cast lesbian shipping, and I don't do long stories. Expect a reasonable (non-marysue) OC per story and lots of drama.

Captain Cutie on duty!

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Living with LUS.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

A groovy mystery, gang.

okay now kiss!

I'm sorry to all of you.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

8000 soldiers!

Boy oh boy do I have nothing to write here.