We grow 'em big!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Beep boop. I am a robot. Boop.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

There are a lot of things wrong with me. But there are a few things right.

I'm just a regular person who enjoys writing, and encouraging others to write as well.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]