Retired author, husband and father.

Big Brother is Watching You

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark