Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

Real life is overated, and sanity is not required. And mountains actually don’t exist.

A Dead Account

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Hmmm... What to write here? I'm 22 years of age Living in Cologne, Germany I'm writing for the fun of writing and all the ponies. Join us in insanity if you want. There's always room for more.

There and back again.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

lived in Germany until i was 8, then moved to Russia until i was 17 where i was moved to Florida of the USA for these last few years. So sorry if Gramatically I not very good