Your worst fantasy.

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

O.F.P.

Yep.

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

:)

I have no idea what i'm doing.

Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Formerly known as TheCrazyDumbass. So, some of you might despise me. The name I have now is as creative as it gets. In other words, it's not.

a closet brony in a nutshell

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?