I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.

I'm a writer and reader on this site

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Not really in the fandom anymore but I still love reading horse words

I'm a simple man. I enjoy paintball, reading, video games, and being in the military. Wow. That's depressingly short.

Nothing to see here, move along.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I've written a few FoE fics, mostly to please myself and others and to practice my craft as a writer. Now for 4th-wall breaking. "Greetings! I am Delvius, chronicler of Roam and friend to Goldwreath."

Been a Brony since early January 2013 and have been avidly reading MLP fanfiction ever since as one of my favorite passtimes.

I'm a 15 year old jackass