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Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

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the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)