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Darth Brony

I am a United States Sailor, putting Warheads on Foreheads.


Messah Back · 2:18pm Oct 13th, 2014

Hello wonderful world of Internet, I have a quick word to give you. I know I have been gone for a while, and not everyone knows where I vanished to. The answer is quite simple: I was in Illinois, at the Great Lakes Naval Station for Recruit Training. Yes, I am now a Sailor in the world's greatest Navy. I am currently at the New London Naval Submarine Base in Groton, Connecticut for school. This will give me the skills I need to work on the most advanced pieces of equipment in the U.S. Navy.

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Sorry · 12:17am Feb 27th, 2014

First, I would like to apologize for not posting anything since Christmas. I have been busy with writing other stories, editing a story, and life in general. i know these are general excuses, but they are also very accurate.

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update on my story · 2:08am Nov 29th, 2013

Hello to those who still, for some reason, look to see if I have finished with the next chapter. I haven't, but I am working on it. I have it planned to be a Christmas special, and it continues with the story, so putting out another chapter would have been pointless.

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i know people dont read these, but i need to post this somewhere · 9:50pm Jun 29th, 2013


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computer stuff · 4:37pm Jun 10th, 2013

real quick, I am getting a new computer either tonight or tomorrow morning. I am removing everything off this computer, for the fact that I don't want someone to accidentally forget to wipe this computer and they find all my crap. I had to remove my decryption program, so it will take me a little longer to post the next chapter o my story. and now I have to use internet explorer until the new computer comes in, so I am wanting to get it A.S.A.P.

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random shit · 1:36am May 5th, 2013

first, i'm insane. i mean really. i think someone is watching me...oh god NO!!

second, i have a computer to write stuff on.

third, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner.

fifth, there is no fourth.


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bad news · 1:08am Apr 7th, 2013

my computer has been sent in to be repaired. I shall be unable to post new stories for about two-three weeks, depending on shipping. sorry, but shit happens. have fun and big balls

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update · 6:51pm Mar 31st, 2013

Hey a few things. First, I am having a hard time writing the next chapter because of personal reasons. Second I found a story I thibk is cool. It's called "Reader's Story." Please look for it and help it grow. I would put a link but I'm posting this on my phone.
thanks and happy Easter

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this will affect the next chapter · 3:08am Feb 23rd, 2013

hello readers. i am posting this in preparation for the next chapter. i have a something to ask though: do any of you want another clop scene. i can have one in this next chapter, or i can just hint at it. i want you to choose because my brain is fried, as you might be able to tell by the horrible spelling. after i get your answers, the next chapter will be out the next weekend. so answer fast before time runs out.

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important · 2:20am Feb 18th, 2013


that is all

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