I have done it! The Great and Powerful Campisi has finally written a giant robot story involving colourful equines.

... When you realise that a couple hasty mistakes in your "Thirty Minute Ponies" submission completely and utterly ruin everything you were trying to do with it in the first place.

Bats are lovely creatures.

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... It doesn't work. Lame.

... Why did Trixie take the Alicorn Amulet off before putting the Doorstop of Deleterious Detriment on? What, do ponies only have one inventory slot for necklaces?

Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and plot; I see of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

I can be wordy.

I've never been one for titles.

Well, the iron has gone cold on me. The story idea I've been wrestling with over the last couple weeks has lost its lustre. However, beneath the corrosion and grime of weather-worn striving lays a gem awaiting a hand more possessed of experience than mine; only the fairest facets shall expose its inner brilliance, so I must place this idea upon a tabletop for want of skill and circumstance. May my future self do it justice.

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