Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Mainly focused on Fluttershy; however, that doesn't mean I won't try someone else.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

"You think you know me..."

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Humans... Humans everywhere

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I thought you said weast...

We don't deserve a bad ending. It's up to us to create our good endings.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

What a beautiful Sunset.