I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

I am never serious.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

Too much to write; too little time

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Me. Take it or leave it.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

Student Teacher, Gamer, Writer. Lover of pokemon and MLP.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

My only friend is the night.

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com