your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

I love pones.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Although Starlight is my favorite, I love all the ponies! You may also know me as "Anonymous!!HcNWUh4HrCG".

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!