Thanks to everyone who pointed out those couple silly errors on Pony Bumpkin. Helped me a lot. :)
I'm a clean shot-story writer who includes occasional hetero shipping.
I was drawn to the story originally by it's cute cover art, then read most of the story (scanned through it, didn't read it all word for word), and came to the conclusion that it wasn't for me.
I don't mean to start any trouble by stating that I have excellent reason to engage in something else, but if I offend or hurt somepony, I apologize.
I apologize to the writer of the story for starting an argument in the comments page, I hope this problem can be alleviated.